Dave's Wife.

Mmm, Skor, Starburst, M&Ms and...

Kidney beans
See, I have a glowing red herpie sore on my top lip.
Wow, I love this sweater. What is that, velvet? Cashmere? I can't stop touching Dave's wife's sweater. It's so soft and feels so nice. I just love to cup my hands around the lapel of the Dave's wife's sweater.

No, I will not stop touching your wife's sweater.

I will get her hammered then have my way with her.